when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
give me hickeys and tell me you never want to be without me
- me: *owns 264 unread books*
- me: *buys 17 new books*
- me: *rereads harry potter*
Then when I tried to explain to him why it was funny he gave me this, “bitch please” look.. and now I’m dying.